|| Professor-with-a-whip jive
ok, so a friend of mine, who has requested that I should not name her
*sneezes*a-aaa-Cheyenne*sneezes* oh, excuse me
anyway, she read my previous post and immediately called me
thus disturbing my afternoon nap and depriving me of my much needed sleep
Cheyenne: It is beyond me why you find anything remotely hinting at sex in the Harry Potter books!
ME: *yawn* Well, that's coz you haven't read them *yawn*
Cheyenne: Yes, but I have watched the movies. At least five times. EACH. Or do you not remember all those times you dragged me to the theaters kicking and screaming?
Cheyenne: Helllo?!!! *presses buttons* tuuuuuut
ME: Oh! Yeah, but you haven't read them!
Cheyenne: You already said that.
ME: *one last yawn* Ok, now, it IS a valid point seeing as you haven't read them, you just wouldn't understand. I mean, There ARE sexual references. You just have to know where to find them. You won't see it in the movie, coz well, it's a kid's flick.
Cheyenne: The books are listed under CHILDREN'S LITERATURE mind you.
ME: And that's the beauty of it. It's like kinky scavenger hunt! And besides weren't you snickering AND AGGREEING at all my ramblings about how perverted the brothers Grimm are?
Cheyenne: That's different.
ME: Ha! It's different coz you have read those! There is this thing called reading *nods* THEN you'll see the light soon enough.
Cheyenne: But they're so looooong
ME: patience is a virtue. And you will be greatly rewarded
Cheyenne: *sensing defeat* I'll ONLY read them if you can give me EVEN ONE BOOK QUOTE that deals with SEX ED. I mean, they're in a school, aren't they? *sounding smug* It must be by one of the professors... and none of those slashing thingie wordplay of yours, ok?
ME: Just one?! too easy!
Cheyenne: Hey, none of those eating things too! Must. Be. Of. Substance. And they must be DURING A LESSON!
ME: challenge accepted. Read my post later. And let me sleep for now! *hangs up*
Well, Cheyenne, dear, oddly, I think they have been given "The talk" IN CANON... Harry was just too naive to notice it:
*adopts "Prof. voice*
( Subliminal Sex Ed in the Harry Potter according to SadéCollapse )
just click on the darn link, ok?
And that concludes my lesson of
Subliminal Sexual References in the Harry Potter books: 101
I hope you all enjoyed your lesson for today and hopefully find a good use for it...
AND CHEYENNE, dear, please DO NOT call me right after you read this.
I'll bring the books when I meet you for dinner tonight. And the dinner's on YOU. That's what you get for doubting me!
~ Prof Sadé
Doctor of Innuendos
Professor of 'Subliminal Sexual References in the Harry Potter books: 101'
Perverse City Institute for the Advanced Analysis of Children's Literature